Local Grandma Charged with 7 Counts of Chemical Warfare
Local grandma, known to the public by the alias of "Granny Smith", has been found guilty of using chemical weapons to rob jewelry stores and banks in a series of violent terrorist attacks in East Cleveland. At least 116 people have been injured by Granny's actions, and at least 8 people have been confirmed dead. The local outcry over the situation has caused a mass conspiracy that Granny must be innocent. A number of copycat burgalars have already taken the streets as of last week.
