Area Man Discovering 'Life' Is Just High-Resolution Simulation

Local resident Dave Miller reportedly stared at his wall for four hours yesterday after realizing that the walls had started to move around. Little did he know that he was just halucinating and the walls weren't actually moving around at all.

Local human feeds hungry duck in this stunning image

Park resident Hannah Parker was walking through the park when she noticed a duck roaming around near it's pond. She decided to share some of her bread with the little one and they had seemed to enjoy it!